Language Poll of Randomness

Couple of things, unrelated to one another, that tickled my ear in the past few days.

[Poll #985244]

A Kind of Bizarre Question...

...for me, at least, but could anyone out there hook a frum chick up with some otherwise-kosher-friendly recipes for things to do with cooked crabmeat, cooked lobster, or cooked shrimp?

Thanks!