Mostly for tsuki_no_bara and cicirossi

Newbury Comics, a comic book shop (well, they started out as a comics shop; they're now a lots-of-stuff shop) in my area, is running an ad on WFNX about the various last-minute gifts you can get there. So they list CDs, DVDs, etc., and then the chickwoman doing the ad says, "...or a big plastic penguin!" As if a big plastic penguin is the sort of thing you'd go into a comics/CD/DVD shop automatically assuming they'd have.