Is there such a thing...

...as Asseret Y'mai Teshuva* Torah**?

If so, I nominate this.


*Asseret y'mai teshuvah - the Ten Days of Repentance, the ten-day period starting on Rosh Hashannah and ending on Yom Kippur

**Torah as in Purim Torah, like this.

A Ponderance during Lunch

Why is it that, when I pack everything in zippy bags, nothing overturns or even *threatens* to spill in transit, but when don't use the bags there's a salad dressing apocalypse all over the inside of my bag?

(For the record, today was a zippy bag day, so no dressing disaster.)