Odd Things to do to Literature

Over the weekend following New Year's, I had something pop into my brain that I can't shake. It's the idea of rewriting the beginning of classic novels in the style of other classic novels. I'm probably not unique in this concept, I know. But there you have it.

The one lodged in my brain? "The Wicked Witch of the East was dead to begin with."

Anyone else want to play?

"West Wing" Fans Watching Tonight's "24"...

So did Gage Whitney Pace move to DC before or after Sam went to work for the Santos administration?