New Patch Column Up

In this week's column, I discuss waging The Bedtime Wars and the challenges of getting Muffin and Squeaker down for the night.

You'd Think I'd Have Heard Something...

After I found the sign I posted yesterday, I posted a clean copy of the notification in my cube. It got a couple of giggles from coworkers (which is part of why I posted it; the other part is that it makes *me* smile). But it was mostly unremarked during the day. It looked like this this morning:

Before Meeting

I had an 11:00 meeting this morning, for which I was away from my desk for less than 30 minutes. This is what I found when I came back:

After Meeting

One would think I would've at least heard the oncoming velociraptor, no?

(I take this to mean that my coworkers are the type not to look at me as nuts for hanging such a thing.)