Another entry for "No, really. We talk like this."

[gnomi]

(Scene: mabfan and gnomi are in the car on the way back from the library.)

gnomi: It seems to be Idiot Crossers Night in Coolidge Corner.

mabfan (narrowly missing another jaywalker dressed in black): Yeah, it does.

gnomi: Idiots in dark clothing should not cross at night in the middle of the street

mabfan (singing): ...With Oriental women!

gnomi and mabfan (singing together): Yeah!