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gnomi(Scene: mabfan and gnomi are eating their lunches at their respective desks at their respective offices; this conversation occurred via an IM-like system.)
mabfan: Are you a pizza?
gnomi: I don't believe I am, no. :-)
mabfan: Are you sure you are not a pizza? Because that would be cool if you were.
gnomi: Well, "cool" is relative. You don't like cold pizza.
gnomi: And if I were a pizza, I couldn't pick up your comic books.
mabfan: But maybe you could be a were-pizza. So you could pick up my comic books and then be a pizza.
gnomi: Then we'd have to figure out how frequently I turn into a pizza.
gnomi: Nightly? On full moons only (because they look like pizza crusts)? Something else?
mabfan: Whenever we needed a pizza, of course.
mabfan and gnomi are eating their lunches at their respective desks at their respective offices; this conversation occurred via an IM-like system.)mabfan: Are you a pizza?gnomi: I don't believe I am, no. :-)mabfan: Are you sure you are not a pizza? Because that would be cool if you were.gnomi: Well, "cool" is relative. You don't like cold pizza. gnomi: And if I were a pizza, I couldn't pick up your comic books.mabfan: But maybe you could be a were-pizza. So you could pick up my comic books and then be a pizza.gnomi: Then we'd have to figure out how frequently I turn into a pizza.gnomi: Nightly? On full moons only (because they look like pizza crusts)? Something else?mabfan: Whenever we needed a pizza, of course.
