Another Instance of My Brain Being Weird

[gnomi]

Last week Tuesday night at dinner, somehow the subject of "Shrek" came up. And we were talking about ogres being like onions and then segued into how the "Shrek" sequels didn't work as well as the original. At some point in the conversation, mabfan said something about Fiona, and suddenly my brain went somewhere very scary.

Fiona, meet Fiona.

I'd love to see Fi's methods of beating the various villians that Shrek and Fiona have faced.