Jul. 13th, 2007
(Scene:
mabfan and
gnomi are headed to the grocery store. That's not particularly relevant to this conversation. I just usually set the scene here, so it felt weird not to do so.)
mabfan: I'm a poet now, you know.
gnomi: You are?
mabfan: Yes! I'm a member of the Science Fiction Poetry Association. That makes me a poet!
gnomi: No, it doesn't. That's like saying that my joining the National Rifle Association would make me a rifle!