Another Entry for "No, Really, We Talk Like This"

Scene: mabfan and gnomi are walking to lunch on second day Rosh Hashannah. mabfan is pushing the stroller.

mabfan: So, probably you and I will eat in shifts, with one of us holding whichever baby is fussy.

gnomi, indicating the baby sling: If someone is fussy, I can probably sling them, and then I can eat.

mabfan: Well, then I can Magic Missile them.