Another Entry for "No, Really, We Talk Like This"

[gnomi]

Scene: mabfan and gnomi are walking to lunch on second day Rosh Hashannah. mabfan is pushing the stroller.

mabfan: So, probably you and I will eat in shifts, with one of us holding whichever baby is fussy.

gnomi, indicating the baby sling: If someone is fussy, I can probably sling them, and then I can eat.

mabfan: Well, then I can Magic Missile them.

Comments

[sethg]

I didn't realize mabfan had a shift. Or were you just planning for him to wear one of your shifts?

[gingicat]

Puns aside, I'm glad the sling is of use. :)

[norda.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed!

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

With a super geeky laugh.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

I would have said something about the arrows of outrageous fortune, but YMMV. :-)

[sorek.livejournal.com]

your D&D games must start out with *really* low cash.

[elul-3.livejournal.com]

You need to learn that when you go to lunch with people who don't have little babies, the trick is to make THEM want to hold your babies while you eat unemcumbered.

[autotruezone.livejournal.com]

Here!