We Talk Like This at the Seder

Scene: On Saturday night, mabfan and gnomi are at the seder with lcmlc and Abba-with-no-LJ. gnomi has just broken the Afikoman for distribution.

gnomi: There are pieces of varying size.

mabfan: Pieces of Varying Size? I don't believe they exist.

This subsequently sparked a conversation about "The Princess Bride," the fact that lcmlc has never read the book, and whether Goldman should do a digital enhancement.

mabfan: It would be like what Lucas did with "Star Wars."

gnomi: Inigo parried first!