Instituting New Policies and Procedures
May. 1st, 2006 02:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gnomiIt was fine when they showed up one at a time, or even two at a time, as long as they gave me information. But new brain-folk showing up willy-nilly? I won't abide by that. Thus, a new policy. Any new brain folk have to now fill out the following Questionnaire:
Questionnaire for New Brain-Folk
1. Do you have a name?
2. Why are you bothering me?
3. Do you have a universe you fit into?
4. Do you have friends/associates/family?
5. What prompted you to show up now?
6. Look around the waiting room. Recognize anyone? If so, go stand over by him/her/it. The management will meet with you at their earliest convenience.
Questionnaire for New Brain-Folk
1. Do you have a name?
2. Why are you bothering me?
3. Do you have a universe you fit into?
4. Do you have friends/associates/family?
5. What prompted you to show up now?
6. Look around the waiting room. Recognize anyone? If so, go stand over by him/her/it. The management will meet with you at their earliest convenience.
