Instituting New Policies and Procedures

[gnomi]

It was fine when they showed up one at a time, or even two at a time, as long as they gave me information. But new brain-folk showing up willy-nilly? I won't abide by that. Thus, a new policy. Any new brain folk have to now fill out the following Questionnaire:

Questionnaire for New Brain-Folk

1. Do you have a name?

2. Why are you bothering me?

3. Do you have a universe you fit into?

4. Do you have friends/associates/family?

5. What prompted you to show up now?

6. Look around the waiting room. Recognize anyone? If so, go stand over by him/her/it. The management will meet with you at their earliest convenience.

Comments

[sorek.livejournal.com]

1) Yes.

2) Because I am a fictional character who wishes to be...less fictional.

3) Yes.

4) Most Likely.

5) Something you saw/said/heard/tasted/smelled/felt/or did was similar to one or more of my experiences.

6) Cut to the "Mos Eisley Cantina" Scene