Conversation #1:
Background:
mabfan and I have been mainlining Stargate: SG-1 on DVD as we strive to watch all the seasons we haven't seen (we started with Season 9).
mabfan: We should watch more SG-1
gnomi: But Shabbat starts sooner than we could watch a full episode.
mabfan: True...do you think we could find someone to come and watch it during Shabbat?
gnomi: You mean, you want a Stargate goy?
mabfan: Yes! Exactly! A Stargate Goy! Do we know one?
Conversation #2:
Background:
mabfan and I are listening to the radio news as we go home from my parents' on Mother's Day. The news includes a report on the upcoming mayoral election in New Orleans.
gnomi: *starts to laugh*
mabfan: What?
gnomi: I'd have to vote for Nagin if I lived in New Orleans
mabfan: Why?
gnomi: I am not of the body!
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Conversation #2:
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