Because, Sometimes, I'm an Odd Duck

[gnomi]

It's a sign of something, definitely, that when talking to farwing earlier, when she paused after the word "spontaneous," my immediate response was "human combustion."

("Poof, there goes another one!")

Comments

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Last night I had occasion to sing "spontaneous projectile lactation" to that very tune. :)

[angwantibo.livejournal.com]

And who did you dance and perform a demonstration at the same time?

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Alas, no dancing, and no demonstration because I have never lactated at all, much less spontaneously or projectilely.

And now I'm singing to myself, "Projectilely, projectilely, projectile...L-Y!"

[angwantibo.livejournal.com]

You could fill a rubber glove with milk and poke a hole in one of the fingers. Maybe a balloon or condom would work.

[angwantibo.livejournal.com]

So that's what happened to Bob!

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Hey, that would have been my reaction... :-)

[madfilkentist]

You may have heard of a Pepsi slogan from 1964. Someone parodied it as: "Come alive! You're in the Spontaneous Generation!"