Yet Another Entry for "No, really. We talk like this."

[gnomi]

The set up: mabfan and gnomi have heated a glass bowl of edamame in the microwave.

mabfan: Wow, that's really hot. How're we going to get it out?

gnomi: Teflon fingers!

gnomi removes the bowl from the microwave with her bare hands.

mabfan: Don't you know the first law of Chemistry Lab?

gnomi: You do not talk about Chemistry Lab?


Yeah, yeah, I know -- it's "Hot glass looks the same as cold glass."