Dear hands,

[gnomi]

Please work on your penmanship. Your handwriting has degraded to the point that your note that, presumably, says "eggplant parm" looks like "eggplant porn." And, honestly, we don't want to go there.

Please make a note of it.

Lovingly,
The thinky parts.

Comments

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

I can barely write at all these days; it's a dying art. My scribble is worse than Lauren's and she's six.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Like your thinky parts couldn't come up with eggplant porn.

Is there a sexier word than aubergine? I think not.

[kuroshii.livejournal.com]

hey, at least your handwriting still looks vaguely like english. mine is taking on more & more qualites usually found only in sanskrit and the like!

[42itous.livejournal.com]

I found your handwriting perfectly legible. Perhaps your thinky parts took charge of that note.

[lordavon.livejournal.com]

UP WITH THE EGGPLANT POPULAR FRONT!

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

You know that handwriting is trending downward in general when clients compliment me on my lovely handwriting... yikes.

[lisafeld.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Oddly enough, someone sent me a slightly cracked R-rated fic based on Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater yesterday... Arranged Marriage

[sorek.livejournal.com]

"And the things she does to chicken..."

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

I don't recall telling you my theory about how the eggplants plan to take over the world.

[red-tanya.livejournal.com]

I want to go there! : )