Dear Writing Implements...

[gnomi]

...please stop wandering away when I want you most. I know that I have plenty of pens and pencils and other writing implements on and in my desk. But sometimes I want a specific one of you, and when I have to chase you down just for a simple notation, it leads to cranky writer-ness.

Please make a note of it. I promise to strive to remember to always recap those of you who require capping.

Thank you,
That Writer Chick

Comments

[sorek.livejournal.com]

The particular writing implement you are looking for is off on a top secret mission of galactic importance. If the writing implement is caught you are to disavow any knowledge of this writing implement.