Why Spellcheck is not Always Your Friend

[gnomi]

From an apartment listing:

Local attractions= Positioned beautiful in the Lower Allston area, centrally located between Harvard Square and Commonwealth Ave. Tons of great restraints, store fronts and local Allston culture.

Comments

[tober.livejournal.com]

Umm... trying to attract tenants who like kinky sex? It's a strategy, I guess...

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

how considerate that the restraints come with the apartment. kind of like big appliances!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[elul-3.livejournal.com]

Well, the ceiling-mount harnesses are rather difficult to install.

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the restraints are actually in Central Square.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

So... Allston culture includes being chained to walls? Good to know.

[half-double.livejournal.com]

On a related note, Leora is currently reading a book (which may have started life as a NaNo novel) in which the author has 6 times so far used the word "negations" where he meant "negotiations." She actually twitches every time she comes across it.

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. I'd be very tempted by an apartment with tons of great restraints. Especially if they're sort of tactful and subtle when not in use.