Great Mysteries of the Universe

[gnomi]

1. Where did my chapstick get itself to?

2. Why is there a can of ginger ale in my bottom desk drawer?

3. Where's my chapstick? Eh?

4. Why do my emery boards hide? Did they run away with the chapstick?

5. Will I remember that I have spare chapstick at home, or will I, goofy one that I am, buy more in a fit of Where the heck is my chapstick?

ETA: Thanks to seborn and her Magic Cookies of Location, I have now found my chapstick. I am a much happier gnomi now. And I've had a cookie, too! :-)

ETA2: Thanks to mabfan, who located the chapsticks that were lurking at home.

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[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Before Pesach, all was fine - I had one in my backpack and one in my desk drawer at work. Then, when I corralled all my chametz, they got out of their typical locations. And I don't use chapstick much over the summer, so I didn't notice they'd gone missing until yesterday.

So now there's one in my desk drawer again, and one back in my backpack, and all is right in the world (well, at least when it comes to chapstick).