gnomi | Yay, Anagrams!

jesshartley started a meme in which you plug your LJ handle into the Anagram Server and post your favorite results from the output. Since "gnomi" doesn't anagram into anything fun, I plugged in my first and last names. Of those results, my favorite results are:

BE I TRIM NOUNS (Could be, I trim nouns. More likely, I trim adverbial phrases.)
BE IN IRON SMUT (Is that like Iron Chef?)
BROMINE UNITS (In case you need to measure your Bromine)
TIMBERS UNION (Trees, Unite!)
ERBIUM SNIT ON (Get your Erbium snit on!)
BIEN MINUS ORT (The French would be fine without the Ort Cloud?)
BUNNIES I MORT (I don't kill bunnies, not even French bunnies. I promise.)
BONIER IN SMUT (no comment)
TURBINES OMNI (Thus, we'd have more wind power.)
IBSEN INTO RUM (Tabloid headline?)
BITE SIMON RUN (Advice for Kaylee?)
REB SIMON UNIT (I attended a very short shiur by him once.)
OMNIBUS RENT I (It was scarlet-painted, had a diesel engine, and was 97 horsepower.)
NIB MENU IS ROT (I demand a better selection for my fountain pen!)
ROBINS MINUET (Performed by Batman)
BISON RUNTIME (Old-West benchmarking)
ROB MEN IN SUIT (Nattily-dressed gents, watch your wallets!)
ROB EMU IN SNIT (Annoyed large birds, watch your wallets!)
SOB ME IN TURIN (But don't cry for me, Argentina)