Another entry for "No, really. We talk like this."

[gnomi]

(Scene: mabfan and gnomi are in the kitchen)

gnomi: If I had a million monkeys...

mabfan: If you had a million monkeys?

gnomi: I'd have Shakespeare!

mabfan: And if you had a million Shakespeares with a million typewriters, they'd throw feces at each other.

gnomi (laughing): And if I had a million Martin Luthers?

mabfan: They'd throw their theses at each other!

Comments

[perpet.livejournal.com]

Says the boy:

"You have weird friends."

Oh, but it's glorious.

[dpolicar]

I'd buy you a dollar! (Haven't you always wanted a dollar?)

[arib.livejournal.com]

Haven't you always wanted a Shakespeare?

[sorek.livejournal.com]

But not a real Shakespeare ('cause that's cruel!)

Sometimes the world comes into sharp relief

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

I get it now. Managers want to think that they're Shakespeare, but end up being monkeys. They fling their poo around at each other in meetings, and whatever doesn't roll downhill hits the fan!

Just because it makes sense, doesn't mean it won't still stink.

Re: They'd throw their theses at each other!

[lonfiction.livejournal.com]

Technically, you'd only need 95 of them....

:)

Thanks for the grin, you two!

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

Martin Luthor. Now there's an image. Nailing his 95 Theses to Superman with a hunk of kryptonite...

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

::snerk::

Thanks for the spelling catch. Now corrected.

Monkeys theses

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Don't ask.

http://ifix.livejournal.com/963.html

[valancy.livejournal.com]

Hee!
If you were a show, I'd watch.

Hypothetical question...

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

If, theoretically, we were a podcast, would you listen?

Re: Hypothetical question...

[kuroshii.livejournal.com]

i can't answer for valancy, but i certainly would!

[red-tanya.livejournal.com]

If I had a million monkeys, I'd buy you a dollar.

[half-double.livejournal.com]

From the Onion, as always: Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards to IHOP Door.