It took me a minute to realize the the "my" in "My eyes are" referred to me, and this wasn't a "Guess Nomi's eye color" game.
leorathesane and I argue constantly about the color of my eyes. I say they're brown. My entire life, I've said they're brown. My entire life, my parents have said they're brown. My birth certificate says they're brown. My driver's license says they're brown.
My wife says they're green.
After years of arguing, we've agreed on this: my eyes are brown, unless you're standing really close to them, in which case you might notice that they're hazel, but the only people who should ever be standing close enough to see that are my wife and my eye doctor.
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Date: 2008-06-27 04:16 pm (UTC)My wife says they're green.
After years of arguing, we've agreed on this: my eyes are brown, unless you're standing really close to them, in which case you might notice that they're hazel, but the only people who should ever be standing close enough to see that are my wife and my eye doctor.