Verizon tells us, "You are not worthy of phone service!"

[gnomi]

In other words, our home phones (both the voice line and the old modem line) are out. So, if you need to reach us, please use our cell phone numbers.

Comments

[pressburger.livejournal.com]

Why can't I just post a comment online to your journal? Or send an email? Or a telegram? Or a carrier pigeon? Or think happy thoughts about you?

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

All of those are acceptable, as well. :-)

[pressburger.livejournal.com]

Good. Because I don't think I have your cell phone number.