Verizon tells us, "You are not worthy of phone service!"

[gnomi]

In other words, our home phones (both the voice line and the old modem line) are out. So, if you need to reach us, please use our cell phone numbers.

Comments

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

It's a Nine Days thing. They're re-enacting the breakdown of communications in a city under seige.

[lucretia-borgia.livejournal.com]

Am I remembering correctly -- hasn't this happened to you several times in the last few years??

[mabfan.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, it has.

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

And, hey - with the DNC coming here next week, it truly is beginning to feel like that city under seige. You're likely on to something there. :-)

[pressburger.livejournal.com]

Why can't I just post a comment online to your journal? Or send an email? Or a telegram? Or a carrier pigeon? Or think happy thoughts about you?

[arib.livejournal.com]

Did Verizon tell you these things in that deep, rumbly James Earl Jones voice?

[eal.livejournal.com]

Sorry!

At least you weren't told, well, we're sorry but there's no way anyone is going to be able to help you until Monday, but your modem is clearly screwed. Have a nice day.

M

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Hope you have service back by now!

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

All of those are acceptable, as well. :-)

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. Though the repair guy I spoke to last night had a James-Earl-Jones-ish voice. Not nearly as deep and rich, though.

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Nope. Though they did at first make us believe that it would be Tuesday before a tech could come out. I managed to convince them to send someone right before shabbat - between 4 and 8 on Friday.

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Nope. Friday afternoon at the earliest. But thanks.

[pressburger.livejournal.com]

Good. Because I don't think I have your cell phone number.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Hope that you'll have service again by the time we see you!

[coltillicit.livejournal.com]

Cell phones rock. Ground lines are unreliable and overpriced.