Verizon tells us, "You are not worthy of phone service!"

[gnomi]

In other words, our home phones (both the voice line and the old modem line) are out. So, if you need to reach us, please use our cell phone numbers.

Comments

[arib.livejournal.com]

Did Verizon tell you these things in that deep, rumbly James Earl Jones voice?

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. Though the repair guy I spoke to last night had a James-Earl-Jones-ish voice. Not nearly as deep and rich, though.