Great Mysteries of the Universe

[gnomi]

1. Where did my chapstick get itself to?

2. Why is there a can of ginger ale in my bottom desk drawer?

3. Where's my chapstick? Eh?

4. Why do my emery boards hide? Did they run away with the chapstick?

5. Will I remember that I have spare chapstick at home, or will I, goofy one that I am, buy more in a fit of Where the heck is my chapstick?

ETA: Thanks to seborn and her Magic Cookies of Location, I have now found my chapstick. I am a much happier gnomi now. And I've had a cookie, too! :-)

ETA2: Thanks to mabfan, who located the chapsticks that were lurking at home.

Comments

[scarlettina.livejournal.com]

I'm often at the end of my rope when I can't find my Chapstick. I understand your obsessiveness in this matter.

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

It's comforting to know it's not just me. This kind of "where is it, darnit" single-mindedness doesn't usually happen to me for things that I can easily and cheaply replace. But the chapstick pushes that button.