Great Mysteries of the Universe

[gnomi]

1. Where did my chapstick get itself to?

2. Why is there a can of ginger ale in my bottom desk drawer?

3. Where's my chapstick? Eh?

4. Why do my emery boards hide? Did they run away with the chapstick?

5. Will I remember that I have spare chapstick at home, or will I, goofy one that I am, buy more in a fit of Where the heck is my chapstick?

ETA: Thanks to seborn and her Magic Cookies of Location, I have now found my chapstick. I am a much happier gnomi now. And I've had a cookie, too! :-)

ETA2: Thanks to mabfan, who located the chapsticks that were lurking at home.

Comments

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

You too? I never can find a chapstick when I want one. And I have about six kinds, all of which instantly teleport to other locations when I go looking for one in my bag.

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Magic teleporting chapstick! That's the answer!

I guess the chapstick and socks in the dryer are in cahoots.

[half-double.livejournal.com]

I can never remember - were you an "Eerie, Indiana" watcher? 'Cause now I'm thinking of the Eerie Bureau of Lost, which was reached by crawling through the dryers at the laundramat (following the lost socks, natch).

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

I was never an "Eerie, IN" watcher. But, y'know, I can always appreciate people crawling through dryers. :-)