Dear Big, Yellow Glowing Thing In the Sky

[gnomi]

It's very nice to see you. I like it very much when you come to visit. Truly. However, do you think that, perhaps, you could come visiting slightly later? Blasting in through the shades at 5:30 AM and then making it bright enough that I can read without the electric lights? Totally uncool on a Monday morning. It leads to such things as my wanting to fall asleep in my lunch.

Thank you.

--The (very sleepy) Management

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[red-tanya.livejournal.com]

additional note to BYGTitS (hey, your acronym, not mine)-
my eyes and I would much appreciate it if you could dial it back a little when you're shining on Texas.

Thank you.
--light-sensitive pasty girl deep in the heart of Texas

[sorek.livejournal.com]

I actually like it. It helps my transition from sleep. I can't stand waking up in a dark room.