Dear Big, Yellow Glowing Thing In the Sky

[gnomi]

It's very nice to see you. I like it very much when you come to visit. Truly. However, do you think that, perhaps, you could come visiting slightly later? Blasting in through the shades at 5:30 AM and then making it bright enough that I can read without the electric lights? Totally uncool on a Monday morning. It leads to such things as my wanting to fall asleep in my lunch.

Thank you.

--The (very sleepy) Management