Another (Lunchtime) Edition of "No, Really -- We Talk Like This"

[gnomi]

(Scene: mabfan and gnomi are eating their lunches at their respective desks at their respective offices; this conversation occurred via an IM-like system.)

mabfan: Are you a pizza?
gnomi: I don't believe I am, no. :-)
mabfan: Are you sure you are not a pizza? Because that would be cool if you were.
gnomi: Well, "cool" is relative. You don't like cold pizza.
gnomi: And if I were a pizza, I couldn't pick up your comic books.
mabfan: But maybe you could be a were-pizza. So you could pick up my comic books and then be a pizza.
gnomi: Then we'd have to figure out how frequently I turn into a pizza.
gnomi: Nightly? On full moons only (because they look like pizza crusts)? Something else?
mabfan: Whenever we needed a pizza, of course.

Comments

[osewalrus.livejournal.com]

So not so much a "were-pizza" as a "pizza-magus."

[introverte.livejournal.com]

There pizza! There castle!

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Why are you talking like that?

[introverte.livejournal.com]

I thought you wanted to...