Dictionary of American Regional Gnomi-isms

[gnomi]

Because ayoub made me think about it, and because I've always had a not-so-secret desire to be a lexicographer, I pose the following question:

If there were to be a dictionary of gnomi-isms, what words would it contain?

Off the top of my head, I can think of:

-- Splorp (that which inspired this line of thought)
-- Narf
-- Thingy
-- Obnox
-- Enpenguinate

Additional gnomi-isms:
-- Horfles (suggested by mabfan)
-- Procrastisurfing (suggested by tsuki_no_bara)
-- Snackquisition (suggested by beths_stanley)
-- Pornucopia (suggested by beths_stanley)

But then I get stuck. I know there are many words in my idiolect that are specifically gnomi-isms, but I have no idea what they are. So I bring it to you. What should go in the Dictionary of gnomi-isms?

Comments

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Procrastisurfing (which I'm doing right now, in fact) is a prime example of how new gnomiisms get created. I frequently just smush two words together to form the word I really want. One of the first ones I did was when I decided that beckyfeld is my pharmacister. :-)