Dictionary of American Regional Gnomi-isms

[gnomi]

Because ayoub made me think about it, and because I've always had a not-so-secret desire to be a lexicographer, I pose the following question:

If there were to be a dictionary of gnomi-isms, what words would it contain?

Off the top of my head, I can think of:

-- Splorp (that which inspired this line of thought)
-- Narf
-- Thingy
-- Obnox
-- Enpenguinate

Additional gnomi-isms:
-- Horfles (suggested by mabfan)
-- Procrastisurfing (suggested by tsuki_no_bara)
-- Snackquisition (suggested by beths_stanley)
-- Pornucopia (suggested by beths_stanley)

But then I get stuck. I know there are many words in my idiolect that are specifically gnomi-isms, but I have no idea what they are. So I bring it to you. What should go in the Dictionary of gnomi-isms?

Comments

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

I'll cop to "snackquisition" and "pornucopia" (though that second, I found out subsequently, is nowhere near unique to my idiolect). "Wifm" was perpetrated upon me at a meeting at work. "Obnoxia" is the noun form of "obnox." :-) I'll add the first two, for sure, though.

[jonbaker.livejournal.com]

The latter is rather close to a terrible Piers Anthony novel. Actually, there are many terrible Piers Anthony novels (Chthon springs to mind, as do many of the Xanth novels), but this one stands out (Pornocopia). IIRC, it is a paean to an excretion of uncircumcised men.

Bleah.

On a cheerier note, maybe there should be a Pohl/Anthony crossover, "Beyond the Blue Adept Horizon"?